hollow-head:
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can-i-make-image-descriptions:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

My shadiest actor behavior is that if I’m playing a married role, I wear my real-life wedding band if the person I’m cast with is a friend (or generally a nice person), but if I don’t like them I ask costuming for a costume wedding band.

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I’ve never done this but I’m just imagining if a pal suddenly said something rude to me mid-rehearsal and I just slowly took off my wedding band and slid on a fake one.

I was actually always fine wearing my real wedding band to perform until once I got cast with this guy who was so pretentious and condescending that I was like you’re getting your fake marriage privileges revoked

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #(key smash) #this is so funny to me #naughty coworkers get the fake ring #lmao /End ID]

rosenkranz-does-things:

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a couple of OC’s whose appearance changes every time i draw them

bisexualshakespeare:

wizardgender:

sqooops:

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unbreakable warriors bond

love how this implies they’re meeting in the afterlife

[ID: screenshot of a Team Fortress 2 chat, reading:
(Dead) Uncle Boobs: papa tits.
(Dead) Papa Tits: uncle boobs.
(Dead) Uncle Boobs: we finally meet.
/End]

louisegluckpdf:

louisegluckpdf:

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won’t fucking believe this

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

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chronic illness mood of the week

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Did I stutter

were–ralph:

entroponauts:

okay this is the one for the ages:

vampires or werewolves?

vampires

werewolves

See Results
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what the fuck really??? they’re just plain ass guys who drink blood get yourselves some standards

eggshellsareneat:

Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it’s a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all–the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it’s immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs–nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There’s a specific chain of reblogs that I’d like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

A Tumblr reblog graph. It shows "Original Post" and "My Addition" in the bottom right, and a long, winding path of reblogs leading to a popular post on the far leftALT

99% percent of the people who have seen the post–virtually unchanged from how it left my dash–have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That’s insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they’re part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

transgender-rex:

korben600:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thestrawberrydreams:

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Inclusive language is for everyone!!

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

Also, “partner” is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.

It’s a good word. People should use it more.

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greelin:

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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